Saturday, February 7, 2009

Top Five Reasons Why I Love Being An Episcopalian

#1. We're Church of England which, by default makes us classy.



As my priest once said, "The Catholics will tell you that you'll go to hell for eating meat on Friday. The Baptists will tell you that you'll go to hell for dancing. The Episcopals will tell you that you'll go to hell for using your salad fork to eat your main course."

#2. Being Church of England, that means when you die you get to go to BRITISH HEAVEN!



#3. We are a progressive church which means we're gay friendly.



It also allows us to have...female priests

#4. Our bishop...The Most Reverend Barry R. Howe... looks alot like Sir Laurence Oliver playing Shylock in The Merchant of Venice



#5. All the cool kids are doing it.



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